Chapter 5 - Eat At Joe's

Chapter 5 - Eat At Joe'sHey, that guy over there just bought you a drink.Yeah, and his wife just bought us dinner.WHAAA...?Yeah, she just paid me a hundred bucks to cum on her in the ladies room.JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST, GRETCHEN, IS THERE NOWHERE YOU WON'T BLOW YOUR FUCKING WAD?!?!Hee hee hee hee!! ... Hey, you'll never guess who I saw over at the blackjack tables....Who?JOEY!! You remember Joey...?How could I forget?!Well, c'mon, I'll introduce ya!AAAAAARGH!! ... GRETCHEN!! I CAN'T GO OVER THERE!!Well, why not?BECAUSE YOU CAME ON THE FUCKING GUY'S HEAD AT A WATER PARK!!!So what? It happens all the time!!!!GRETCHEN!!!LOOK... If YOU'RE not going over THERE, then I'm just gonna have to bring Joey over HERE. And he's in the middle of a GAME.. That would be RUDE!You've got a really FUCKED UP idea of what constitutes "manners"!Oh, for the love of GOD!! .. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'M GOING! .... . . . . . . . . At the table sat a man that Millie guessed was in his early forties, with dark hair, brown eyes and a five o-clock shadow. Italian, she thought... Or Greek... Not stocky, but large; not plump, but well-fed. No great catch, to be sure; but not someone she would kick out of bed on a gloomy afternoon. Player has nine showing. STAY! HIYA, JOEY!! Oh, HEY! ... Gretchen... Hi! ... What's new? Joey, this is my NEW partner MILLIE!! She's the one who jerked me off on your HEAD the other day! [SMACK] !!!!!!!GRETCHEN!!!!!!!! Oh... Ah, Hah hah... Hi Millie.... Nice to meet you... You look very lovely this evening! Dealer hits.. Seven... Dealer Busts. Seeeeeee! I told you Joey was a sweetheart! Thank you, Joey. It's very nice to meet you too! And today is Wittle Joey's wucky day! ... 'Cuz Mommy Gwetchen is going to give Wittle Joey something he has ALLLWAYS WANTED! THAT'S RIGHT, her IS! Mommy Gretchen is going to let Wittle Joey put him's Wittle Peepie-Weepie into her Poopie-Woopie! JEEZUS, MILLIE, WATCH THE FUCKING ROAD!! Sorry! ... But FIRST... Wittle Joey has to make Mommy a Wittle PWOMISS! "I do?" Yes him DOES! Wittle Joey has to PWOMISS Mommy that him will NEVER .. EVER .. go into Another Casino as WOOOONG as him WIVZ! .. And if Wittle Joey can DO that for Mommy, then Wittle Joey can have Mommy Gretchen when-EEEEVER him's Wittle Peepie-Weepie gets a Wittle Woodie! ... Can him do that for Mommy? OH... ahh.. BUT... No BUTTS, Joey! ... Not unless you give me your word! ... You got a wife and k**s to think about, Joey... And you have a DREAM!! ... How does Wittle Joey expect to build him's Dweem when him has no Cashie-Waashie? Come on, Gretchen, I'm not a two year old... OK, FINE! But I'm serious, Joey... I'm not going to keep coming to you and listening to you go on and on about how you never get to realize your dreams, when all you ever do is sit in a casino and gamble them away! If you're going to keep doing that, then we're THROUGH! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, JOEY?! Uh huh... GOOD!! And if Wittle Joey promises NEH-VER to let Mommy Gwetchen catch him in Another Casino as Wong as him Wivvz, then Mommy Gwetchen will make him's VEH-WY FAY-VO-WIT DWEEM CUM TWOO! Would you like that, Joey? O-oh, Yes! Yes I would! Then SAY IT, Joey... "I promise I will NEVER... EVER... go into Another Casino As Long As I Live!" Well... I dunno... SAY IT JOEY! ... Or we are letting you out of the car RIGHT HERE!... And him will never see him's Wittle Gwetchen again as Woooong as him Wivz! Gretchen.. Please... OK, OK, I PROMISE!! ... No More Casinos! SWEAR TO ME, JOEY! OK! OK! IS SWEAR TO YOU THAT I WILL NEVER ENTER ANOTHER CASINO AS LONG AS I LIVE! GOOD BOY!